The Legacy of a Pizza Delivery Boy.....

Today was technically my last day of work as a delivery guy. that was three years of my life as a delivery guy. if it hadnt happen, some stuff may have not happened to me. with the job i've learned so many stuff in organizing, time management, management itself, and customer service. so... after being a pizza delivery boy for 3 years, i feel i need to leave some important advice to those people who order food, regardless if it is in a restaurant, delivery, or whatever, as long as it involves food services, this is what you should do, being the customer. why do i say so? because some people are just bloody ignorant. yes you pay for the food, but at least respect the people who make the food. they worked their asses off to do it. they dont live that 'senang' life, or relaxing life.

* if the food is not of satisfactory, KINDLY talk to the host of ur food. tell them your unsatisfactory regarding the food, and do NOT start calling people names, dont start mocking them. it is ALWAYS best to talk to them with a calm voice, WITH a SMILE. only raise your voice when necessary, which is, IF the host themselves ARE being an ASS. if things could be resolved easily, DO NOT go to that option.

*TIP. TIPPING IS IMPORTANT!!! being a delivery guy, come on laaa minimum tip that is on satisfactory level, 3 dollars. we have gas to pay too. we make your food at the same time. we are being screamed and shout by certain 'ghetto' people just for being slightly late. at least have the courtesy to TIP. delivery order, 3 dollars tip is the minimum. kalau order tuh besar sket (concerning above $20), try giving them 4 - 5 dollars. IF you dont have sufficient money, say sorry, and DO NOT, DO NOT, give alasan. almost every nite we go through the same shit. ESPECIALLY if you are a normal customer. ive gone through 'man, i had to pay my bills, i'll give you the tip on my next order' on the same individual every single time. and that fucking pisses me off. kalau tader duit, senyap jek laa. we know you're a cheap bastard already. ALSO jangan buat attitude 'I'm sorry, i DONT tip' ad leave a smirk at the same time. ALSO, do NOT say 'we cant tip, we're students..' pak itam cakap nih kat aku. fuck you. i'm a student as well, i still have the decency to tip. i know people who are doing this work are orang yang susah jugak. bukan nyer org senang. so realize their effort.

HOWEVER, tak perlu bagi tip kalau kat mesia, especially at the expensive restaurants (dome, chinoz, victoria station, wutever). TIPS ARE INCLUDED. sometimes the host doesnt even do anything. and the customer service could even be very VERY sucky. BUT still ALWAYS BE POLITE AND SMILE.

*if its an open restaurant, like how pizza bella is, where you can see how the people cook, DO NOT, DO NOOOOT, sit by the counter for cooking an stare at how they make the food. its annoying. dont your parents teach you not to fucking stare? UNLESS its like a hibachi restaurant where people ARE suppose to watch the skillful chef.

*for delivery purposes, DO NOT make bloody stupid jokes, like, you call dominoes, and then when they pick up, you say 'hi, is this pizza hut?' and then laugh. unless you want spit in your food (i never do that), DO NOT make stupid lame jokes. coz you KNOW that we hear the same jokes at least ONCE a month.

*when ordering, especially for delivery, DO NOT TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO EAT AT THAT TIME!!! try to read the menu in advance. so that you dont stall others who would like to order as well. read the menu thoroughly, decide what you want. when eating at a restaurant, make sure you dont stall, and banyak sangat songeh. banyak songeh, GO HOME AND COOK YOURSELF. if you cant, go to McD's or BKs. tak banyak cerewet.

i think that's it. seriously, listen to it. I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND FROM BOTH SIDES. so if you dont think im right, tell me, and then i'll kindly discuss with you. but if i think that is stupid, why dont you just shove your words up your arse. :D.

gone... one and another... gone.....

this house is now lonely. my great friends, fera, sung, wanzaw and hanim are back home now. we have are 'manly bonding' sessions frequently as well, but still at times, we men still need some women company. otherwise, things are just going to remind me back of my SAS days. its hard enough to not sweat when talking to women, to revert back to that situation, just really sucks my life through.

somehow i miss my friends so bloody much. i didnt cry at the airport. just saw fera, and my heart was sebak. then i saw sung. i DIDNT CRY. i was moooved. its different. heh. but honestly, these are the most matured friends ive ever encountered, ive ever known, and hopefully the friendship would last as long as it can. why? because college are probably the LAST CIRCLE of real friends you could ever have. and the closest in knowing you growing up INTO an adult. so cherish it while you can. no matter how much i bite the dust, left to rot in the gutter this semester, my friends were there to haul me up.

i will miss fera's 'wey', and her sudden talk of life later on when growing up. i will miss sung's joget, and grabbing food with his two finger tips. i will miss marien's sudden seriousness, where her hands will just swing all over the place. i will miss abe's bitching about 'some' people, and how he can become so utterly annoying. i will miss todi's shrieking laugh that could drop me from my chair. i will miss ellias's smell of sambal, and sudden talk 'suke ek? suke?' i will miss anyet's... well everything about anyet, from cute to bloody annoying. i will miss trash talking with taroi mostly about fishing. i will miss kakak lana yang chumil and always smile regardless the situation is. i will miss curik makan at kerk izzy rina's place. basically, i will miss everything. so guys... dont forget me, but miss me. dont hate me, but smile for me. dont frown or be sad alone, coz you know im there for you. when in love, dont forget me, yet invite me for certain dates, even if it requires me to be a tiang. hahaha. best thing i could do is ask another girl out with me, so i dont get more awkward.

all in all... i miss you guys. and i will never forget the main thing of this summer for my closest friends... and its all about... CARPE DIEM. but sometimes it seems like im the only one who havent done MUCH CARPE DIEM. hahahah. all in all.... i will miss all the.......... spontaneity........

(dah update daaaaah. puas? HAH? some people.... PEH. hehehehheeh)