alrite... im on fire. muahaha. terasa nak citer campur2. okay, i was sitting down in the car with my friend on the way back kan, and suddenly i was reminiscing back my fishing days masa kat Troy dulu. hehehe.
it was one of the funniest time to remember (i bet u it was NOT funny then!!). you know laa kan how bongok is it that we need a license to fish in the states right? and you're only entitled to 2 fishing rods per license. so, one sunday morning, tah hari tuh dah laa mmg tak dapat ikan mautnyer, strangely enough we stayed quite late sampai 9 pagi lebey. that time ada taroi, harun, and i. so we were fishing kan... tup2 ranger sampaaaaai. pastuh dier datang, harun mmg tader lesen, aku ada lesen, taroi ada lesen. pastuh mamat renjer tuh datang, and start checking. btw, that morning, ada dua ikan tangkap. taroi and harun. comel laa ikan bass kecik2. then the ranger checked for license... harun kene. abish. kene laa saman harun. tup2... dier tengok plak ikan bass dua ekor tuh. pastuh dier kuar measuring tape, start ukur.
he started saying in a deep loud voice, 'you guys know that the size limit for a bass is 12 inches right?'. then masa dier ukur 2 ekor ikan tuh, the three of us were looking at each other, geleng kepala. sekor tuh taroi nyer ikan, sekor lagik harun nyer. strangely enough i was happy that i didnt get a fish that day. giler jeles aa arituh memula. skali tup2... taroi ngaku ikan dier. then the cop started asking again.
'how bout the other one, who's fish is it?'
i was looking at harun, and like... DUDE... ngaku laa cepat.... and at the same time i was thinking like.... kimak aper mamat renjer nih, its a freakin sunday morning, is he like a buddhist or sumthing?? then that damn guy opened his mouth again...
'i asked the first time round, whose FISH is this? i wont hesitate to give everyone a ticket if i dont get an answer!'
i was like... aper kimak mamat nih. ikan seciput kecik tuh pun nak buat reality TV bad boys. i can imagine the three of us running away and ada camera kejar kiterang, taroi probably tak pakai baju, and harun pakai singlet jekk, pastuh aku pakai tshirt paktam labuh besar. and ada lagu 'bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do when the come for u...' and the fucking ranger would start taking out his gun, and call for fucking backup 'we got a live one!! need back up!!'... just for a FUCKING small bass that's less than 12 inches!!! bongok ke aper US nih?
pastuh aku pun ngaku laaa aku nyer ikan. Harun u soooo owe me big time til now.ahahah... so then the three of us came back with tickets.... for fishiiiin. yeaap... how cool are we.... some ppl had to drive up til 150 mph, but we just weeeeent fishin. we are THE definition of BAD BOYS. a month after that, a letter came in, saying that i had to pay 50 bucks for the summons. kalau tak bayar, lesen keta aku kene gantung, tak pun kene jail. BONGOK tak? hahahah. sangat bongok, for one bloody small fish, tader lesen memancing bla bla bla. rasa nak sepak jekk mat salleh tuh.
strangely enough, the next year, aku dgn taroi datang balik fishing. this time just the two of us. it was early, seperti biasa... aku malas nak tunjuk skill, so takdapat ikan. pastuh taroi plak... tiba2 bunyi tali.... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!! i was like.. aaa burit laa taroi. taroi muka bongkak sekali angkat rod tuh... tarik terus ikan bass tuh. mmg cool laaa.. siap melompat2 lagik dari air. kali nih ikan tuh besar la gak. tader laa besar giler. tapi aku rasa lebey kurang 15 inch camtuh la. yang tak tahan tuh... kiterang siap cakap lagik... 'wey dude, kalau mamat polis tuh datang lagik, aper dier nak cakap skang? lesen ada, ikan pun besar. dier cakap banyak, aku campak ikan tuh kat muka dier.'
tup tup not long after that... guess who came... a ranger car stopped. tup2 yang kuar.... ranger sama from last year. chewahh... kemain lagik bersemangat nak cakap kat mamat bongok tuh. dier check lesen. 'can i see you fishing license...'
taroi dgn aku pun bangga laa 'yeapps.. we're prepared here....' pastuh the guy tengok lesen... pass. pastuh dier tengok ikan.... aku dgn taroi senyum.
'who's fish is this?' he asked.
'mine sir, and its big, this time its not 12 inches. maybe 15 like that' taroi kata.
aku pun bersemangat laa nak backup....
'yeaap... its his, and i think its bigger than 12. we measured it too....'
pastu mamat ranger tuh rileeeek jek jawaab kat kiterang....
'good... but you DO know its not BASS SEASON YET....' then immediately took it his summon ticket... dan saman taroi. simulatenously... taroi's face was in shock... and in awe.... hahahha....
we were looking at each other. aku dah nak gelak pecah perut giler babi...taroi dah ternganga baik nya. aku straight lari pi tepi.... rasa nak terguling2 kat tepi tuh. ikut kan nak tunjuk kat muka taroi pastuh gelak... 'MUAHAHAHAHA!! in your FAAACEE!! nak baling konoooon!!' hahahahaha. taroi, taroi... mmg kelakar la kau.u know i have love for u dude....hehe.
only in the US my friends. it was definitely very funny if u think about it now. its like one of the best experiences ive had.
ikan kecik ku....
badik hampa tader hasil....
kawan baik taroi... encik renjer....
smooochy my fishy....
those were the days... miss ~~~flyiiin.....
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