One Fucking hell of a night....

okay, i wanted to write this in BM, REAL BM :P. but probably sounds weird. i'll give it a shot anyway. this is an A+ bm. :D. hahaha.

Semalam saya habis peperiksaan yang juga bermaksud ianya adalah peperiksaan terakhir saya di RPI, lantas memberikan satu kepuasan di hati ini. Saya keluar dari kelas itu sambil menjerit (nih kene cakap in english), 'I'm FUCKING DONE WITH RPI, FUCK U TEST, FUCK U chip, FUCK everything!I'm DONE!!!' selepas itu, saya pulang ke bilik dan hanya dapat berehat sebentar kerana pada pukul 3.30 petang, saya terpaksa pergi ke latihan capoeira bersama galo. kebahangan semalam membuat saya penat dengan pantas sekali, tetapi, saya masih dapat merasakan kepuasan bermain capoeira. selepas itu, saya pergi ke kerja pada pukul 5. (ya tuhan ku, saya f- bertungkus lumus buat benda nih!!). Pada malam semalam, sangat lah ramai orang bagi tip yang banyak sekali. saya terasa seperti 'male stripper'. selepas bekerja di pizza bella, saya pergi ke Holmes and watson's bar utk berjumpa dengan rakan2, liz, spencer, dan carrie. saya sampai lambat sedikit, lantas pergi ke i love new york kerana holmes and watson's hampir tutup. di situ, kami ternampak beberapa motorsikal yang gempakss giler. selepas itu, mereka semua melantik saya menjadi 'designated driver' kerana saya tidak minum. hahaha. okay org yang dah buat benda nih dalam bm, congrats, kamu mmg layak A. aku struggle giler nak tulis benda nih. pegi laa mam... nak tulis campur2 gak!! hahahah. tapi at least A-.

so we took the whisky from spencer's went to carrie's only to have the one of the funniest thing happened there. liz was drunk as hell, trying to make me drink, i said i dont drink, everytime she poured into my soda, meredith would be such a sweetie and take and poured it into hers. love you girl!! then answering drunk people's question about islam was also weird, like why dont i drink, what kind of relationship does a muslim couple have usually, shit like that. kengkadang malas plak nak melayan. After that went to another party, on the way out liz was soo out of it, she lost one of her sandals, and we had to go looking around for it about 10 mins. then after that, we started walking, ya rabbi, i think i'm getting too old for this shit. kelakar giler tengok perangai org mabuk. there, the party was already dying out, and kenal this one guy who owns a '79 corvette. hopped into his corvette with his brand new leather seats. perggh... such a man's car!!

immediately right after kuar keta tuh, this one old guy drove passed by, asking for a bar, pointed him to the direction, and before he left, he was asking for any available horny housewives. hahaha. wut the fuck? hahaha. after that, a cute girl said i'm really nice. hahaha. but she's probably drunk, so that probably doesnt count. pastuh on the way back, we were walking in a group, while a group of three was walking about 3 minutes away from us. on the way to the house, everyone was giving people piggy back rides i told meredith to hop on me, only to realize this one gay guy jumped on me, i didnt want to make any confrontation thus just continued carrying him. pantat berat nak mampus. things starts getting awkward when he was starting to caress my chest... and i just dropped him and 'DO NOT TOUCH THE CHEST!! hahaah', was about to get into carrie's then next thing i know when we got there, police were everywhere, ambulans, bomba, only to find out that these three people, one girl and two guys were jumped by some white poyo thugs and starts whacking them. blood was all over, one guy was down on the ground kene pijak2 sampai patah hidung already, and these poyo thugz just got back into the van and drove off.

so.... those are the highlights of my night. hahaha. fucking hilarious. i was going back in my room, baring jek, terus tertido.

signing off....
the designated driver....