Laters 2010, Hello 2011....


Well... same time NYs in 2009, i was spending it lying on the bed in Bintulu, alone staring at the ceiling while "listening" to the fireworks roaring the skies. This year i was spending it still in Bintulu, alone, watching Van Helsing on HDTV. Do i sense improvement? oh yes i think i do... (smirking and showing two thumbs up despite the sad tears flowing down my cheek).

As i was driving off for my second breakfast this morning, i started thinkin of the first day of my 2011. Why not a simple journal of 2011 engineer Log style?

0712hrs - woke up thinking how it blows with the fact that i couldnt even try to stay asleep past 0800hrs is sad

0730hrs - turned on TV and watched family guy & simpsons

0800hrs - browsed through ppls new year's greetings on FB and thinkin how some of them are so lame and if not, sad.

0815hrs - wanted to pee... but there's simpsons is being really funny on TV

0830hrs - still watching TV

0845hrs - i went "the fuck?" i forgot to pee... this time i really went

0900hrs - made myself oats and a bowl of fruits.

0910hrs - eating and watching Family Guy on TV

0930hrs - got a text from a friend to have bfast out.

0940hrs - still watching despite not having showered

0959hrs - showered and watching TV msging my friend - i'm "on my way". horrible person i am.

1002hrs - i'm really on my way

1005hrs - first song im listening to on radio in 2011 is Fresh Prince's "Boom Boom Shake the Room" and thinking how catchy the song is.

1010hrs - Saw a super drunk Indon guy walking in the middle of the road causing unsafe driving and i went thinkin "damn, he must've had a hell of a new year's night to end up across the border and looking like shit".

1013hrs - had my 2nd bfast which consists of Roti Canai cheese and bland Kari ayam. well it's good. Had a conversation about work and the usual complains and wishin we were transferred back to KL

1115hrs - wanted to have my car washed. the shop's open, but when i was there, carwasherers (if there is such word) looked at each other and went, "i'm sorry we're closed". some NYs indeed.

1130hrs - went to Guardians to get soap. i went out of the shop with soap and floss.

1145hrs - checked out the most adorable cat at a pet store. thinking of hugging it till its eyes pop only to find the store owner jeering at me waiting to call up the gangsters just in case.

1151hrs - ran off the store politely before anything

1152hrs - got in my car and driving back home

1200hrs - feel pissed off on why the roads here in bintulu is just so fucking messed up.

1210hrs - stopped by Shell and got myself a Magnum icecream. oh yes... things are gonna get a little wiiiild.

1220hrs - at home thinking of what to do before my maid comes in

1230hrs - watching Inkheart on HDTV while writing this blog. yes, i have to tell ya'll that i watch in HDTV all the time coz its just fucking awesome.

1300hrs - maid comes in and i'm thinking "damn ur late"

1330hrs - thinking of what to do for the next 11hrs to make my offday so much worth it.

1345hrs - some celebs just really do suck at giving thank you speeches in award ceremonies....

1350hrs - i wonder how does kristen stewart feel her "small co-star" wins awards and got her first Oscar nomination as compared to her? i guess "SHITTY" would summarize it

1404hrs - folding my dried-for-3-days-already and thinking... oh wait... Vanessa Hudgens on tv... she Hawt yo - i know i can say that confidently... coz she's over 18... oh yeah...

1408hrs - Jason Segel is funny... nerdly funny

1409hrs - shit... California girl SUCKS

1410hrs - thinking of getting a facial... my wife hates blackheads... since it's been a month and im craving for makeouts... why not have a gay moment for 1 hour

1411hrs - "California girl" sucks and oh Katy, did u realize u woke up orange? did u make out with an Oompa Loompa?

1430hrs - drove off thinkin of having KFC and talk like a viking alone... in public

1445hrs - looked for that facial shop. couldnt find it and decided that it wasnt worth paying 100 bucks for a gay moment. u know how cheap they can get. Oh suh-naaap

1500hrs - got some dvds instead... i loooove malaysia

1505hrs - making synthesizer sounds outloud while walking to your car spells You Are Weird by the public

1510hrs - on the road thinkin if i should get KFC... and decided not to. had a big breakfast damnit.

1540hrs - watching "The Knowing". I dont know if anybody noticed this before but Nicholas Cage has a superbly big forehead... either that or he's just balding... which brings to mind... poor Abe aka Hafiz Hatim of Flyfm.

1557hrs - just finished making out with my Magnum almond ice-cream. yummy. sigh... i miss my wife....

1615hrs - shit... im hungry

1631hrs - Abe aka Hafiz Hatim called. obviously we were talking shit and thought he talking about Marion Caunter when he actually wasnt. you suck Hafiz Hatim

1700hrs - wow... "The Knowing" really is a movie that kindaaaa gets ur attention, but kinda NOT, after 30minutes or so.. but u still leave it on anyway while u phase in and out. damn this is a long movie.

1712hrs - i dont understand why do they have to bring rabbits into the spacecraft? dont they know the term "fuck like rabbits"? and i definitely know there should be a term "poop like rabbits" too. they're soooo gonna have to clean loads of shit... literally. Aliens are stupid i guess....

1730hrs - sending maid back home. damn it so late. my plan to jog went poof just like that.

1735hrs - decided to get that KFC this time round.

1740hrs - getting a foot massage would be great i guess. oh no wait a minute... getting a bekam would be cooler coz i've never had one.

1831hrs - holy shit, what a coincidence. am eating KFC and the KFC Malaysia CEO is on news. damnit... i feel like he's judging me. i went through shit this month ok!! i deserve that Hot & Spicy and a break from my diet. stop judging me old man... stop judging me.... (turns away from the TV)

1840hrs - fuck im stuck watching E! THS on former Mickey Mouse Club. bloody hell... i hate u E!

1915hrs - watching russell peters while eating. now i feel chicken in my nose

2050hrs - finished with Russell Peters, now on to Sorcerer's Apprentice. havent watched it, ppl say it sucked but fuck it. that's why piracy's there.

2120hrs - shit... i fell asleep. rewind the movie. okeh 2120hrs. this i wont fall asleep.

2145hrs - shit... i fell asleep again. damn im definitely tired. maybe i should watch TV

2315hrs - fuck that didnt help. cleaned up the living room to sleep upstairs

2335hrs - brushing my teeth and realize my gums didnt bleed this time round unlike most of the time. well... it has been a good 2011 so far.

2346hrs - well... time to post this blog and sleep. gnite yall and hope you had a better start of 2011 than i did. but then again... i did have an awesome ME time. so... guess i purposely wanted to feel bored. HAH! gnite again!

2347hrs - zzzzz