Top 3 men's attire women find a turn on....

Alrites, i actually wanted to write this on Sunday, but i was too occupied on sunday that i didnt have time to convey my message.

So roughly last week, as i was chatting with my friend, i mentioned to her that i went to a hotel using kain pelikat (okay, dont ask why, i just love kain pelikat). and she thought that was hot. and she said, top three hot men's attire would be 1. Men in work attire, with loose tie and folded up sleeve. HOT very HOT she says. 2. Men in complete Baju Melayu. HOT. with sampin HOT. 3. finally a guy with baju melayu and kain pelikat.

So i couldnt believe that baju melayu and samping was high on the list, so i decided to make some short research or survey. so i emailed some of my friends, chatted with some of my friends and this is what i find. the results... were amazing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the top 5 most repeated answers within that countdown

5. Guys in full suit....
i think this is quite normal. they like the George clooney or brad pitt image from Ocean's eleven. some mention no tie, just a guy in a nice suit. with white shirt and the top button unbuttoned. and yes... with nice cufflinks. couldnt stress enough on the cufflinks. number 3.

4. Collared tshirt/polos in shorts....
Some say these kinda guys have classy look. like they own a boat or something. and most of them say this same thing... this attire has to be finished with either a pair of nice leather sandals, or loafers with no socks. yes men, women somehow find it hot. i'm soooo gonna stock up on my polos now.

3. Work attire
okay, i would say not bad. coz i do find it very uplifting when i wear office attire. and yes there were more request from ladies to let it loose after lunch. loosen the tie, fold your sleeves, and top it off with some nice shades. if you work in KLCC, after work, go to starbucks beside dome, buy a cup of joe, sit down with an intellectual magazine, and look confident. ladies seem to love that chilled out confident working guy image.

but another thing, for work attire, half of the other women who voted on this like it very smart. no loose stuff. nicely fitting. and they all keep stressing on the same thing... CUFFLINKS. some even say... 'irfan... it's aaaaall about the cufflinks'. i didnt know, so since my dad is a colombian drug dealer, i might as well spend more money on cufflinks.

2. White Tshirt with god knows how many variations of combination....
okay, i think there's something about white. even guys like women who wear white. okay, i dont know about other guys la, but i know women in white shirt... HOT. but this is not about what us men want... yet. this is about what women want in us men. so yes, white tshirt, finish off with blue jeans boots/leather shoes.

but the other half prefers their slabs of meat come in white shirt, with shorts and sandals. they find it really hot.

1. finally... the TOP list... men in baju melayu.....
ladies, honestly, i've never thought that baju melayu could be so appealing to you. some like their men with kain pelikat and baju melayu. they say these guys look wiser and older. but most of them prefer us in full baju melayu with samping and songkok. most of them think it's really hot. it may not be on top of their top 3 list, but almost everyone had this on the list in comparison to the others. that's why this, my friends, is THE number one for TOP 3 men's attire.

Other favorites but not mentioned
well not much but there are ladies who prefer their men wearing shorts, those beach shorts... only. but also, they say, provided the body has to be nice lah.

another favorite actually is a guy in black tshirt. not as many vote compared to the top 5, but yeps... they like their men in black. and also top off with jeans or shorts.

one lady likes it if a man can pull a red shirt.

and one of them likes men in a white tuxedo. i dont know why tuxedo... kinda rarely seen in this country. but sure.

and finally, men in white uniform. US navy, sailors, even a company's standard issue uniform in white is already pretty hot for these group of ladies.

So ladies, you dont agree? men you think it's ridiculous, dont hesitate to buzz it up.

My top3....

So my top 3, i would have to go for these:-
1. Kebaya is THE hottest of all. HOTTEST. seriously HOTTEST. hot HOT HOT. nuff said.

but the highest ranking kebaya for me is a woman in a red kebaya. that's hot. seriously. especially with the kain jawa style at the bottom. perrgh. next awesome kebaya is... white kebaya. top it off with black brasserie. awesome. same concept as the red one, HOT HOT HOT HOT. nuff said. if i get to go on a honeymoon, im soooo asking my wife to bring a kebaya with her.

2. Women in white Shirt.
women, in white shirt, with the at least one button at the top of the shirt is unbuttoned. more points if it there were 2 buttons released. finish it off with a pair of black pants or checkered short skirt. Ladies in checkered short skirts are SO hot!! HOT!!! the checkered short skirts with white shirt could probably ALMOST be in the same league as kebaya.

3. finally... women in jeans.
they are so hot. tight jeans, and fitting top. doesnt matter what top, but fitting. halter top ke, singlet ke, tshirt ke, yang penting, nice curves. nice body and beautiful curve. respeeeect.

so there you go... my top 3 for ladies.

btw... only one thing can trump all this for me. a women wearing MY shirt only. of course i have to be there and see it lah. hehhe.

what about you guys?

this is a good model for white tshirt. beliau mengenakan warna putih untuk menunjukkan simplicity. Di Model oleh Bakar, escort service for men inc.....


this is an example of black tshirt. baju tersebut dimodal oleh en Dolah, tukang kasut di tepi jalan masjid india...



finally, men in baju melayu. it's a big thing for the ladies. baju in di peraga kan oleh En Buden jaga skolah di skolah rendah kebangsaan kanak kanak spastic.




a good example of women in white shirt with black pants... yes very hot. this attire is modeled by our local model... Tijah si penjual ayam.



Two good examples of women in red kebaya... and white kebaya. the lady in red kebaya... SO HOT. Cik Tipah berjaya memperagakan kebaya merah walaupun beliau hanya bekerja sebagai bibi di kawasan bangsar. Cik Milah di dalam baju kebaya putih... SO HOT. beliau senyum dengan penuh keyakinan. Cik Milah so pengecat rumah Ah Tong.



Harap maklum kepada semua bahawa nama di atas bukan nama sebenar. Jika anda mahu berkenalan dengan modal2 saya, sila merujuk kepada saya dengan segera. tempahan hanya hingga hujung bulan ramadhan.

Happy Bday SUNG!!!!!

my boy sung...



HAPPY 25th half a century!! i know not much, but hang in there ma brothaaa..

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rock on ramadhan....

Well... here's Ramadhan again. somehow, since my first year in Malaysia, I've been having quite nice and memorable Ramadhan and Eid.

Anyway, in regards to that, to my friends close or not, to my readers, I would like to apologize for everything and anything that i've done to you within the past year.

I pray that all of my muslim readers that you have a great Ramadhan, and yes, i'm not the most alim guy you can find on the internet, but i'm just gonna say it, dont miss your fast, and dont take it lightly. plus you got nothing to lose anyway, in fact, more to gain. this is 30 days of fasting withing 365 days. might as well you try your best to be a good muslim within the 30 days. at least u can look back and say 'hmmm... i didnt do to bad at all.'

AFUNDI Puasa....

I think it'd be a kinda weird and funny if what i'm about to say happen. well besides the nation's outburst, some might find it really funny i think.

My housemates and i were watching TV3 yesterday, waiting for the announcement for Ramadhan... in which we never bumped into. they should put it on like a specific time la seriously. 20 million ppl sit in front of the tv waiting for the announcement, and only a fraction knew. the other 1/3 is just so confident of the calendar, the other 1/3 just dont really care.

so... can you imagine, if, you know those headlines that passes by at the bottom of your tv screen that's like a survey for example last nite's was 'patutkah harga ayam di naikkan?' and there was a) ya, b) tidak. and a number for u to sms rite?

so can u imagine one day, in the midst of all this crazy smsin thing going on, suddenly one day we look at the screen there's something that says

Q: Bilakah anda mahu berpuasa?

A)Rabu (esok)
B)Khamis
C)Saya tak nak puasa

sms jawapan anda di 33456 Survey TV3 Puasa .

yepps... that would be the day.

wondering how....

okay, so you know that our PM, Malaysia's PM got remarried to Jean rite?

So, out of randomness... well u know me and my randomness....

have u ever wondered how he felt marrying his late wife's sorta bestfriend? someone he probably sees coming in and out of his house like almost everyday?

And i do kinda wonder how'd he propose? was he romantic? was he being political about it?

assuming it went something like, 'Jean, i'm a politician, i cant be romantic, so here are my terms... be my wife, make me happy, and i'll make you happy, and we'll both be happy, and malaysia will also be happy. See, ur not marrying me to only improve my personal life, but Malaysia's progress and motivation as well. So? how's my proposal?'.

well, all in all, he's happy, and i kinda agree, that no matter what age you are, when love finds its way, you'll find your love. and yes, again, no matter what age you are, everyone needs someone to love and needs to be loved. so, rock on Pak Lah. (wow... it took me a million years to congratulate him!!)

Friends till the end...?

So, on sunday, before i left for this boring, boring place, my mom got a phone called saying that one of my parents' close friends back when they were in Uni has passed away. Yes, my mom was devastated, my dad was calm about it, and they couldnt make it to his funeral which was towards the other end of sabah. plus my mom had a business trip, and my dad had to take care of my sister who's home alone.

So, it kinda dawned me, it'd be scary to know what would happen to me, if i 'went' on, will my close friends come down to KK? well let's not put it that bad lah. let's saaaaaay, i had a bad accident and was in a coma, would my friends come down and see me?

but anyhoo, back to the actual situation, u know, 30 - 40 yrs from now, our address book is bound to have less names, and i wonder how it feel to lose ppl who made such a great positive impact on you back in high school and uni. I dont think i can bear it as much. most people who i regard as great friends, are truly friends that i wont want to ever lose. but life's is what it is.

guys, my close friends, high school yrs, uniten yrs, RPI yrs, I wont be the matured person i am without you guys grooming me along the way. thank you so much, and yes, as un macho as this may sound, you guys rock and damn i love all of you.

lastly, again... happy ramadhan guys....

some pics of my highschool reunion....


some has lost their hair, some has really awesome hair, some has gained some spare tyres, some still has that six pack, some looks like brad pitt, but everyone was still an Alam Shah boy at heart....


Ketua pelajar SAS for my batch. masih lagi ada power untuk memerintah. rock oooon macho... rock ooon. and yes... his nickname IS Macho....


The teachers who came... kinda honored... they came because of whom they taught... which was us... we werent as fucked up as i think we were... hahahah. here's the part where u say 'aaawwwwww'.....



okay, this was probably the teacher that loved us the most. She came all the way from Perlis, by bus, and then stayed at her sister's in Shah Alam, and took the train and hitched a ride to join us for the reunion. She really do love us. a big hand for Pn Murizah Mohamad, the coolest english teacher in my book. oh, and for those who dont know, NO Sekolah Alam Shah is NOT in Shah Alam. not even close. back then it was in outer cheras closer to KL city. Now it's in boring putrajaya.....


Alam Shah Old Boy 9599... the batch of the millenium... amazing how we still remember our school song and our cheer after 8 years out of school....


the raihans/brothers/rabbani or whatever names they used to give us back then and our pretty physics teacher with a very cute yet jual mahal daughter (Nadiah, if ur reading this hehehehh... i'm just kidding...NOOOOT =P).


me remembering the time where i made kids do pushups on tar... oh and before that, i was doing the pushups when i was a junior as well. but i think the tar wasnt that bad though. heheheh.


Those who stayed overnite in school... sigh... it was amazingly nice. we all felt like kids again. yes the restroom still looked like something from a japanese horror movie. didnt change, but spending time with your friends, with mattress that's full of bed bugs that actually bite no matter how u wish those bed bugs dont bite. high school definitely rocks... not as much as uni, but not too far away either....


okay this wasnt our highschool outing. more of like a movie chillout with Abe, Tod, Faidz, Eleanor, Sasha, and their friend Nana. and dear god, Eleanor can kick boys' ass on foosball and pool!!! She's a monica in the making. =). Elly, if ur reading this... hehehe. you really do kicked the guys' ass. we're never gonna be the same again... hehehe.

happy Ramadhan!! (i know i know, been saying this too much. hehehe. Spread the loooove).

4 days before Ramadhan....

It's 4 days before Ramadhan. I've always love Ramadhan. not because it's closer to raya. call me cheesy, but yes, i do like the fact that it's a month of forgiveness, giving, and sharing. I cant wait to go to the orphanage again towards the end and spend time with them. thinking of looking for another orphanage, but i have no idea where to look for though. it was either that, or i'll just try something new and spend time at the old folks home.

but anyway, i dont think i'm writing much today. dont have much running through my head the past few days. mainly because immediately after i got better from that rotten jackass food poisoning, i decided to go back to KK and relax. so rite now i'm writing to you from my beautiful hometown that i've always loved... KK.

I didnt do much during my come back this time. just relaxed, chilled, watch all the movie channels (yes at bintulu i'm deprived of the movie channel). i ate a LOT of ice creams. like almost everyday ice creams.

besides that... i dont really have any new anecdotes or potentially good funny thoughts to write down. u know what this means? I need to start reading the news more often again. been neglectin it for a while since i traveled a lot.

but as for your info... now i'm not gonna travel a lot. not till november.

alrites guys... i know it's been a boring update... but heck... it's an update.

oh btw... check Abe's blog at fly.fm. maybe blog seorang pemalas... but untuk tarik peminat, he manages to pull the cute2 thingy attempt macam amin on paint software.

latersss....

Food poisoning sucks big time....

okay, so food poisoning really sucks big time. i woke up on sunday morning in KK during my merdeka weekend, only to feel ill sick on my stomach, squirming, twisting and turning looking for the best position to sit,lie down, stand or what ever.

I think i ate that lamb bruschetta in upper star that made me that way. and worse thing is, marien uttered the word lamb today, and i've already started feeling a bit nauseas. why is this not good? i love lamb so much... see?? thinking about 'it' is already making me feel sick. last time i felt like this was when i puked on mayo when i was a kid, hence i have a bit of fear for mayo, and also cappucino. i hate the smell that when i got sick because of that, hearing the name was already making me sick.

so this is now my new irk. worst thing is, it's one of my favorite meal. lamb. aaaa shaaaits. thinking about it makes me sick to the guts. oh well. food poisoning SUCKS!!!

Gah....

does anyone know that Gah is actually a malay word??? it's a malay word for keangkuhan, kemashyuran. something along that lines.

It doesnt seem like it was supposed to be a word at all. i think back then in those days, the malay scholars were probably stoned on opium or something, and on the table, one person said,

'hey, we should come up with a word for keangkuhan or kemashyuran something like that dudes'.

and someone said 'Gah~~~~'. which was mumbled across the table. the scriber, who, i assume was also jacked up, heard some muffled up sound, wrote 'Gah~~~' and some scribbles. in the end, when they sobered up, they decided to just go with Gah. hmmmm. maybe huh?

neighboring conflicts....

I've always wondered why do neighboring countries has to be not so clicking anywhere in the world.

there's obviously the canada and US, US and mexico, England and Ireland and Scotland, Japan and China. Somehow though, sometimes i think Malaysia can have a wee bit too many rivals. Thailand due to the border thingy, Indon due to the better singing talent, Singapore for god knows being so ignorant that Malaysians can actually do better than they do. Aussie's the poor one. since their the only island down under, they need to pick a fight with malaysia as well once in a while. oh well. but i guess i know why. not because the 50th merdeka spirit is in me, but yes, i think this is very true, Malaysia has indeed grown into a relevant power in so many aspects from business, entertainment, to politics, that other countries that dont get as much attention or better yet better progress as we do are a wee bit jealous.

but Malaysia, we still got so much more to go. i'd suggest we should start brushing up on our love for the environment and lessen the illegal logging done by the chinese gangsters of borneo probably by some bribing by irresponsible authorities god knows. how can i help it? i'm a hippie dude, so save the trees ppl.


cocky are us.....
two things i dont like... 1st... cockyness. cocky yang konon dier paling hebat. baru buat benda tuh skali dua suddenly dier hebat. translation, this schmuck been doing something just once or twice, suddenly thinks he's the best, let's saaaaay paintball. oh come oooon. i played in the states much more times that you did you ass. something like that la.

cocky about other things. sometimes in the way they say it. some ppl just say it kiddingly. that one, i dont mind, and i know. there are some ignorant BASTARDS who say it unkiddingly and meaningly, thinking the world really revolves around him.... now that... pisses me off.

another thing that pisses me off... someone who KEEEPS on saying... KEEPS on saying KEEPS on the fucking time almost all the time saying 'rileks brader'. RILEKS my ARSE u fucking rempit. one thing i know is relax, dont tell me to relax of because im just a wee bit hyper from you, ignorant prick.

wow... havent written something like that for a while. i must be really pissed.

and again... guys... dont dont dont dont do this. i dont think all my other straight friends touch their guy friends on their hips or love handles. what the fuck is up with that??? okay.... i'm done. havent written something pissed off like that for a while. will write something new soon. on a much much lighter note.