Peons, Peasants, Ghouls....

yes... its been two weeks of working non stop. going in out of the plant, getting sick, sniffing all the chemical dusts, and exposed to extreme heat of bintulu. the only thing that keeps me alive rite now is my desperation of getting extra holidays for every overtime i do. i dont get paid extra, shitty... yes i very shitty. i get coupons though... bunch of paper money that is soooo much that you cant possibly eat that much, and also can only use it inside the company. i feel so 'psyched'. with the world cup going around, not being able to go to KL, just really brings me down so much. oh sigh. wutever. dont wanna think about it as much. i'm thinking of getting one day leave next weekend. initially i wanted it tomorrow, but because i have some essential stuff to do, i have to push it next week.

due to utter boredom... i wrote this email to my dear atiee.... (keep in mind, i had to take out some as i thought some were very erm.... personal. hahaha)

(imagining i was p ramlee singing 'oh azizah')
oooooh atikaaaaaah,
muka mu manis mulut terbukaaaa
senyum mu comel macam orang Mukaaah,
sexy kemain aku pun terdugaaaa

what can you say? im bored to the bones here in good ol bintulu. hehehe. let me update you my day so far since i woke up at 6am. so... i woke up at
525 am, then slept, then the alarm rang again, but somehow i managed to
ignore it up til 6am. weird. imagine if it was a fire alarm. id probably be
beef jerky. so then... i woke up, check out WC, only to be pissed off
because Koreo is out of the game completely now. hence, we dont have an
asian representative anymore. bollocks. so then i showered, listened to
music after that, then watched tv, while munching on cereal. left my home
at 730, picked up my friend, then off to work. reached work...

then... i went to the lab to weigh some filters that i used for an experiment yesterday. i recorded its end flow on the pump, then i recalibrated the pump. had to make a few phone calls to my coach coz i was a bit blurry on some stuff especially on the cyclone pump. heh. so then after i recorded the end flows of the two pumps, i recharged them, and took two new pumps. then i weighed the filters. actually the chemical monitoring was on dust sampling since this unit needs a catalyst change, so these catalysts produced a lot of dust from the previous process. anyway, after i weighed it, i went to the unit again, and they've alraedy started the catalyst change out. the reason i do this monitoring is to check how much dust these guys are exposed to. it was interesting to see this sometimes because i feel a bit like a doctor (a BIT la), and then helped them to realize what kind of hazards these operators or technician might be exposed to. after all the talking with the operators and all, i went back, and now, typing this email but faking that im reading a manual for noise monitoring which i'll be doing in the evening......... by this time... you probably
think im the geekiest nerdiest dorkiest guy you've ever known.

heheheh..... my boss baru masuk tadik... i did the stupidest thing
ever..... just wanted to be polite laa punya pasal. tup2... i ajak him to join me do noise monitoring!! damn it, now i REALLY have to read the manual!! bongok irfan mahmud. bongok!!

atiee's reply.... (try to derive what i edited... muahahahha. between us ek atiee gilee)


hehehe.. mulut terbuka???? like, wtf?!??!
hahahahaha
btw, since u mentioned mukah, i think henny is fr mukah.. hmmm.. not quite sure tho..

sorry dude didnt reply ur email earlier..
got back fr dinner n terus tido.. hahahah
cos my toe hurts so bad, i telan painkillers n terus tido.. u remember rite

i told u abt the toe treatment, or more like torture that i hv to go thru every week?
yeahh.. hurtsss like babs!

so omg, u proved it irfan! u totally proved it!
i knew u were the dorkiest guy ever stepped on planet earth.. i just needed a confirmation, n u totally did it! hahahaha! gileeeeeeeeeeeee dorkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
*bluwekkkssss*
all those jargons!! i was like, eyeeewwwww.... duddddeeeeee!!!!!
hahahahaahahah

so how's the manual going?
muahahaha.. tulaaaahhh nk suck up sgt to the boss..
kan padaaannn mukeeeeee!!
hahahaha

i woke up to go to the loo tadi.. n sempat tu sit down at the lappie..
n now im stuck.. not quite sleepy anymore.. tee hee hee
im gonna be cooking tomorrow..
cos its therapeutic!!! prolly gonna finish off all the stuff in the
fridge
if thats what it takes for me to be all calm n ok..
hahahah

oh btw, just bacause some girl has a smoking body, doesnt mean everyone
has

to fall for her..
sometimes the spark just isnt there, know what i mean?
so dont worry abt it.. i dont think ure gay or anything..
hehehhe

oh well, if ure still in the office n bored, can email me..
nway, u take care
muahhsss
bye!


yupppsss... i was really bored. tomorrow i'll probably write to fera, or abe, or faidz, or todi, or angelina jolie....

work is getting to my head... neeeeeed reeeeeeest




me taking KL ppl around at the port to see how we export our product, and how it affects the staff's health based on their ergonomics, basically for a health risk assessment la. (yes atiee... im a geek... hahaha... at least im a geek with a walkie talkie!! nampak tak?)



catcha guys laterssss......