Some Gay Shit going on....

i just got back from a meeting in KK... so i was there from the weekend... all the way til yesterday noon. I must say... KK... is KK... you can never take away her essence, her beauty, her magic. somehow... since i came back from the US... almost every session of staying in KK... has been educating in so many different ways. i really dont mind at all, if i settled down here. the ocean is there, the mountains are there... those who have not been in KK, you guys are more than welcomed to drop by even if im not there. spend each moment possible asking me wat to do, as 1 week stay... is probably not even enough.

anyway... some random thoughts occured to me since i last updated. one of those that kept ringing up is this one... well on friday morning was about to leave work. i usually leave at 0715. so i was already dressed up, packed, and walked to the car, started the engine, and placed my bag... when suddenly #2 calls out so urgently. well sometimes it happens kan? so i had to go, and hence, i went to work about 10 mins later. suddenly a thought came into my head........

do you know how it would suck really really bad if you were in a very intense situation/scenario when suddenly wham... #2 calls... it'd be SOOO uncool. imagine you were being chased by a group of fast moving zombie, and you were running intensely, and suddenly... #2 calls. but you cant go that time because you're being chased. but than you cant control it as well kan? damn... it'd suck so bad. you were chased by a group of bad guys with armed weapons, and you're running for your life here... then WHAM... or more like BRRRR in your stomach sound... and it turned out... you HAD to go, but you cant... then ppl start shooting, and you die at the same time crapping yourself. that'd be a sad saaaad way to go. i can imagine the situaion like your friends talking to each other...


'wey, did you hear... irfan was killed by a group of bad men?'

'yeap... heard he crapped himself at the same time too...'

'yeah... like a bitch... eeeeembarassing....'

damn... NOT a good way to go in a VERY intense situation.


atiee the pompuan gilee has tagged me..... so here you go.....

1. My mother once : took a picture of me in a huge cowboy hat when i was 1 yr old.
2. Never in my life : have i made out with a french woman
3. When I was five : I had childhood girlbest friend whom i sleptover at her place in the same room. weird.
4. High school was : what made me part of the man i am today... and damn proud of it regardless what some ppl say about my school.
5. I will never forget : the two balls that i have with me
6. I once met : rachel weisz... but so star strucked that i didnt go shake her hand.
7. There's this person I know who : makes me feel with so much uncertainty
8. Once, at a bar : i fell as i was going down a short steps. not because i was drunk, but because it was a rotating restaurant. btw... happened last nite in kk. eeemmmmbarassing.
9. By noon I'm usually : lookin forward to the end of the day during weekdays.
10. Last night : had some gay shit talk with my nephew and his uncle which is my cousin by marriage.
11. If I only had : 500 million bucks and a big field of ganja... (jst kiddin on the latter part. who the hell smokes that shit anyway)
12. Next time I go to salon : i'd be queer eyed by my friends
13. Brad Pitt : is my brother... and we're hot... full stop
14. I like : to spend one whole week in paris with my significant other growing old together... (now its my turn... all together... AWWWWWWW... (kibar2kan tangan di muka))
15. When I turn my head left, I see : i see an ugly looking drape, and a workin out mat on the corner... and mostly emptiness of the room
16. When I turn my head right, I see : a door..... again... emptiness of the room (is this trying to make me depressed again? damn it atiee tonyookkks!!)
17. You know Im lying when : i laugh my ass off while saying it.... muahahahahaahah. OR am i......
18. In grade school : i was a very asthmatic boy who was bullied around.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare : i'd be Cyrano, the freak with the long nose... but his poetry... awesome... (now... i sound like a nerd, bad tag atiee.. baaaad tag)
20. By this time next year I : im less than a month of being half way to 48
21. A better name for me would be : Adrian Shah b Mahmud
22. I have a hard time understanding : why people lower their four wheelers. BONGOK!
23. If I ever go back to school I'll : pull the biggest school prank again!! so proud of it.. i should be in MTV high school
24. You know I like you if : you like my bestfriends
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be : my parents for being horny that nite.... muahahahahaha.
26. I hope that : I get to go to all the places i want go before i die, with the person i love.
27. Take my advice : dont pick your nose with a knife.
28. My Ideal breakfast is : Oats.. yes... i suck... you guys can laugh now.
29. A song I love but do not have is : the other songs from nina simone, bb king, led zeppelin that i dont have
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : you call me up. i'll make it worth while. and bring gifts as an offering for me.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars : are things that i would like to shove up the asses of ppl who ask this stupid number 31 question
32. Why wont anyone : give me a million dollars??
33. If you spend the night at my house : my cat would probably sleep between your crotch or on your head... very weirdly true.
34. I'd stop my wedding : right before the nikah... and kiss my wife to be... to tell her i still love her when we're married then, now, forever.... sap... i know... awwwwwww.
35. The world could do without : appendixes. i still dont understand why its there
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a roach than : dancing naked in front of men
37. My favourite is : catching up with buds... and other buds...
38. Paper clips are more useful than : appendix. i really dont get it why it's there??
39. And by the way : I have not showered... and missing all the important ppl in my life
40. The last time I was drunk : I dont drink... sorry... im very lame.
41. My grandmother always : loves me... and i'll always love her for that....
42. I'm tagging : Fera yang ber pipi, faidz yang tak pernah update, and Mel if you ARE reading this. hehehe.


catcha soon guys.... so much to tell.... have a great wesak weekend... to my indian friends... and that goes for you too todi...